2008

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

“Recipe for success: Study while others are sleeping; work...”
—  William A. Ward (via...

“So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet...”
— Christopher McCandless (via...

“Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them...”
— Henry Rollins (via thresca)...

“If people keep focusing so much on documenting their life on...”
— Nate This thought enters my...

riotrepublic: Sometimes you just want to ESCAPE. Even if...

“Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same...”
— Sydney J. Harris (via...

“Be kind to everyone. You may not be able to save a...”
— Chloe Higashida (via...

jaim: clockwatching: thresca: justlia: Via...

Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition).

“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a...”
— Steel Magnolias

“Don’t let success go to your head or failure go to your...”
— (via onherway)

via seriouslythough:

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?

jaim: heyaloverly: luxuriousvulgarity: nikography: by...

unicornology: (via scout)

unicornology: i wish people would give advice like this...

ilindsay: after the rain (via tamjpn)

jaim: carmenmariah: eleonora: bacisfiorati: modernmommy: ...

“We only have so many tomorrows.”
— (via nowwhat) (via...

“When you follow your bliss…doors will open where you would...”
—  Joseph Campbell (via...

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you...”
— Bill Watterson (via...

“Love: Look for a partner who is on a similar journey as...”
— 11 Ways to Build an...

ilindsay: Washington, DC on $85 a Day (via Musely)

“You can be happy tomorrow. You can be happy when you get...”
— I wrote this for you (via...

pdl2h: Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - It’s a trap!

jaim: paperflowers: i have such a fascination with...

jaim: (via riotrepublic)

jaim: lomo: Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics!

“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the...”
— http://pleasefindthis.blogspot....

“Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life. Well,...”
— You’ve Got Mail (via...

For Emily, ‘cause I “miss” her :)

Newspaper misspells its own name… via Gawker

unicornology: my favourite candy ever and i love you,...

tightgrip: via www.savagechickens.com

(via ilindsay) This has been one of my favorite quotes for...

“This is what I have to avoid, I must not put in strangeness...”
— Jean Paul Sartre (via...

stylings: thematerialreview: *girl and glove by tim...

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future...”
— (via dilaudid) (via...

unicornology: dilaudid: (Anthony Burrill)

“‘Loving someone means taking the risk that they might fuck...”
— Mark Haddon, A Spot of Bother...

saramcpherson: I use this folder so much at work that I...

Reason #1 why Starbucks will always have...

I have issues with dairy.  So when I ask for skim milk in my coffee drinks, it’s not just to...

“Religions are different roads converging on the same point....”
— Mahatma Gandhi

(via doodlepipski) Logging into to look at my student loan...

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are...”
— Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere’s...

Looking for a quick, easy summer read? I just finished this...

onherway: jessicap: ladysadie: hydeordie: Jen Gotch is...

unicornology: align: (via wolvesatnight)

“I want to be known and loved anyway.”
—  Blue Like Jazz, Donald...

“I give you my love, more precious than money, I give you...”
— Walt Whitman

“If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it...”
— Oscar Wilde

unicornology: (via scout)

unicornology: (via scout)

unicornology: align: (via sailors)

“One night, when you suddenly needed a book, even at three in...”
— Amos Oz (via scout) (via...

unicornology: via capricious

'Bridge Troll' Arrested After Confrontation...

“The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who...”
— Nancy Astor (via simko)

Introducing: the “Yupre” - the Young Urban...

unicornology: jessicabigarel: Pinky swear?

Gorgeous.

handa: sunset_serenade: De-Lovely (via feanne)

adamo: il ragionamento non fa una piega...

snickerdoodle: vixeninthecity: vi.sualize.us Aww. Yay....

snickerdoodle: mzchristine: jeralyndwile: Do you think that if more people lived together before...

“You are always a worthwhile, valuable human being - not...”
— Wayne Dyer (via onherway) (via...

“Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think,...”
— Christopher Morley (via...

“It is so easy to waste our lives: our days, our hours, our...”
— Anna Quindlen (via onherway)...

“Don’t listen to those who say, “It’s not done that way.”...”
— Neil Simon (via onherway) (via...

“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of...”
—  Bill Watterson

“I asked God for strength that I might achieve. I was made...”
— Anonymous

“Leave until tomorrow only what you are willing to die having...”
—  Picasso

implodr: This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet...

“I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to...”
—  Frederick Perls

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from...”
— Alice in Wonderland (via...

tightgrip: 1 (via Avi_Abrams)

NYC street artist D. Billy makes balloon graffiti.

“The truly cultured are capable of owning thousands of unread...”
— Gabriel Zaid (via scout) (via...

“The takeaway: stabbing your coworkers and friends in the...”
—  Jezebel.com - “Cosmo...

“There are always a million reasons not to do something.”
— - The Office As it is my goal...

“Newspapers will run a headline: ‘Shark kills human.’ You...”
— Gary Larson (via...

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what...”
— Albert Camus (via nerdalert)...

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is...”
—  A. A. Milne (via...

“There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New...”
— E. B. White Saw in Subway...

How Much Does It Cost You in Wages if You...

riotrepublic: Amazing.

unicornology: eatsleepdraw: Quote from The Perks of Being a...

“Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.”
— Oliver Wendell Holmes (via...

“We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those...”
— William Somerset Maugham (via...

unicornology: (via misscedar)

“Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what...”
— John Jakes (via misscedar)...

“I think the ultimate test for your current job is: Would you...”
— If your answer is no, you...

(via danhacker)

confessions: This looks like a magical place. This is...

unicornology: scout: antoinetta: hydeordie: I wish I had...

“You decide every moment of every day who you are and what...”
— http://pleasefindthis.blogspot....

“Come with me, if you will, to a far off place called The...”
— jezebel.com

- icanhascheezburger.com

- postsecret.com

“Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed...”
— Bernard Meltzer (via...

“Last week I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this...”
—  Michael Scott, The Office

“It wasn’t until I got to New York that I became...”
— William Inge

things i wish people said to each other...

unicornology: you are beautiful. thank you.i like your smile. thank you.you inspired me. thank...

This is how Adam and I spent last weekend — Mini Takes...

“Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living...”
— Anton Chekhov (via the Message...

“Imagine a future moment in your life where all your dreams...”
— One Tree Hill

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the...”
— E.B. White (via jennyjennjen)...

The Top 10 Health Benefits of...

unicornology: jennyjennjen: …have been documented in medical studies offering amazing advantages...

“ONLY love matters; give it away.”
— http://www.smithmag.net/sixword...

“i love you that’s my secret no hearts, no...

Facebook Chat Is Only Good For Spreading...

“Just in case there was ever any doubt, you are the absolute...”
— One of my best friends This...

Natural Highs...

snickerdoodle: sweetpotatopie: magicalteacher: 1. Falling in love.2. Laughing so hard your face...

This is totally adorable (added points because the cat and I...

Pigeons Deliver Drugs To Prisoners Via Tiny Backpacks. Yes,...

snickerdoodle: carolynannahall: (via Linzie Hunter)

“My heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. And...”
— American Beauty I just watched...

“When I called my dad, crying, from journalism camp and told...”
— http://www.onesentence.org/

How To Manage 20-Somethings: The Real Shit

The Bizarre Origins of 8 Wedding Traditions

The worst feeling is when you have so much to say, but can’t vocalize any of it.

If you can stand the rim shots your brain will be adding in...

There is no word for this but...

For Emily: "Bare-Legged Ladies: Hosiery...

“The thing about glitter is: If you get it on you, be...”
— Demitri Martin (via...

Cassette from my Ex

Love this!

    When we are about 18 years old, we are expected to know what we want to do, be, achieve.  We go...

Later that day, I got to thinking...

At the risk of, apparently, sounding like a dense and materialistic woman, I am so excited for the...

I’ve decided that I can never be a “real” New Yorker until I stop being amazed by...

I am bad at blogging, really bad.  The sad part is that I used to be so good.  Freshman year of...